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Jürgen Klopp’s decision to play a team of
Liverpool whelps in the FA Cup replay against Shrewsbury has gone down entirely as you’d expect, reader. Angry folk on various social media disgraces have had a pretty unified message for the German, telling him that if he won’t respect football’s oldest cup competition, he should just “[eff] off”. And Klopp intends to do just that on 4 February, joining his Liverpool players in catching up on the important things in life, such as doing a big shop, walking the dog and playing Duck Duck Goose while reserves boss Neil Critchley tries to bring the touchline gurns in his Anfield absence.