Date TimeAugust 22, 2019
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The Fiver | A mere 427 matches away from reaching next summer’s final in Gdansk
Wolves play the first leg of their Euro Vase play-off against Torino this evening. If they win the tie they’ll just have to win a bingo tournament, recite the alphabet backwards for the amusement of a couple of Uefa suits and profess their undying love for West Brom to ensure their place in next week’s group stage draw. Then they’ll only be a mere 427 matches away from reaching next summer’s final in Gdansk. European glory beckons! Not that the Fiver’s stereotypical English cousin, $exually Repressed Morris Dancing Fiver, sees what all the fuss is about. It’s been banging on about the handball law again. Reckons the EU’s up to no good. Doesn’t see why English teams should bother with all that European football nonsense. Doesn’t remember voting for Wolves to be in Euro Vase anyway. Bloody foreigners.

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