Who hit two hat-tricks? Who slipped? Who threw a tantrum?Argentina's women’s
basketball team were penalised with a 20-0 defeat in their match against Colombia at the Pan
American Games this week even though they did not even make it on to the court. What happened?They were caught trying to sneak a man (in a wig and make-up) into their teamThey turned up in the wrong kit and couldn't playThey went to the wrong city They were caught wearing sneakers with extra thick solesPremier League clubs will earn a record £349m from shirt sponsorship deals this season. Which side went into the first day of the first
Premier League season – back in 1992 – without a sponsor on their shirt?Nottingham ForestWimbledonIpswich TownSheffield Wednesday Diego Forlán retired from football this week. He was a great striker with a brilliant goalscoring record for Uruguay and Atlético Madrid, but it never really clicked for him at Manchester United. Which of his sartorial choices annoyed Alex Ferguson so much? Ferguson thought his shirt was too baggyFerguson didn't approve of his long hairFerguson didn't like the studs he wore on his bootsFerguson didn't think he should wear an alice band Why has Eden Hazard been wearing No 50 on the back of his shirt for
Real Madrid in pre-season?Because his contract is worth £50m in wagesTo celebrate the 50th anniversary of the
moon landingsAs his dad turned 50 this week He lost a bet to 50 Cent and this is his punishment Who scored the first goal of the season in the Premier League last year (having scored in the
World Cup final a few weeks before)?Steven NzonziOlivier GiroudPaul PogbaDejan LovrenOnly seven players have scored hat-tricks on the opening weekend of the Premier League season. Which club provided two of them?Coventry City MiddlesbroughChelseaSouthamptonWhich team lost their first two games of the Premier League season (to Sheffield United and Everton) but still went on to win the title by 10 points?Leicester City ArsenalBlackburn Rovers Manchester UnitedNick Kyrgios had a bit of a nightmare at the Canadian Open this week. He lost in the first round in straight sets. Why was he particularly angry with the umpire?There was no Robinsons squash beside his chair He was given the wrong towelHe said the umpire should stop the crowd from booing himHe said the umpire's computer was too bright and was distracting himNFL player Antonio Brown has been out of action in recent weeks due to a mysterious foot injury. What happened them?He fell asleep on a beach and his feet got sunburntHe suffered frostbiteHe fell from a climbing frame He fell out of a kayak and got his feet stuck inside The boxer Carl Frampton is also suffering from an injury. What happened his hand?He scalded the palm of his hand while scrambling eggs A large ornament fell on his hand and broke a boneHe broke his wrist re-enacting the scene in Raging Bull where Jake LaMotta punches a wallHe sliced off a finger while changing his guitar stringsWhy have Bristol City written to the other clubs in the Championship before the start of the season?To tell opponents to "bring their A game this season" or they are "done for"To let them know they have a new type of grass on their pitch that makes the ball bounce especially high To say they won't be kicking the ball out of play if opponents go down injured To request that visiting players refrain from swearing as a lot of children attend Britsol City matches2 and above.Oh dear3 and above.Oh well, have a great weekend4 and above.Oh well, have a great weekend5 and above.A fine effort. Have a great weekend6 and above.A fine effort. Have a great weekend7 and above.A fine effort. Have a great weekend8 and above.A fine effort and a fine score. Have a great weekend9 and above.A fine effort and a fine score. Have a great weekend10 and above.A fine effort and a fine score. Have a great weekend11 and above.You hero. Have a great weekend0 and above.Oh dear1 and above.Oh well, have a great weekend