He is in no way qualified but bringing Rooney back to Goodison Park would deliver the rush of authentic emotion we all crave
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It was interesting this week to see the fascination on
Social Media with close-up clips of the celebrations after Tottenham’s 3-2 win at Leicester.
This stuff is very popular right now. The digital eye has detected a hunger out there, a shared sweet spot for footage of unbound emotion, feelings-porn: players and fans lost in the moment, Antonio Conte baying and leaping and glowering like a bear startled by a hornets’ nest.