With a host of celebs offering up online lessons, here are the skills we wish pop’s biggest names would teach us
Look, you know the deal. We’re in a global pandemic, and everyone has to do what they can to help other people. It might be shopping for your elderly neighbour, or it could be nailing your parents’ front door shut because they’re insisting if they stay inside “the disease wins!” Celebs are also pitching in: BTS are teaching Korean online, Natalie Portman is giving acting lessons and Joe Wicks is making horny mums pretend to like online workouts. But this is only the start. There are so many pop stars with valuable skills that could be imparted to the general public...
Mariah Carey: denialMariah Carey doesn’t have birthdays or age, she simply celebrates “anniversaries” of turning 12 years old. It’s getting a bit weird now, as her children are catching up (twins Moroccan and Monroe are nine this month), but honestly, wouldn’t we all be having far fewer panic attacks if we retreated into fantastical denial? Also: birthdays in isolation don’t count, right?