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Try talking to Weird Uncle Fiver about the latest goings-on in La Liga and he’ll tell you to get a grip, oblivious to the fact that your right hand already has a firm hold of yourself. He, you see, is very much of the view that only pretentious wonks take an interest in Iberian football, especially at a time when there are so many intriguing matters to resolve in good old
England, such as the progress of
Arsenal under their dashing young manager, Manchester United’s £50m acquisition of a midfielder who can run and shoot, and Tottenham’s ongoing pursuit of someone called Willian José to keep warm the throne of Harry Kane MBE.