Angel Di Maria scored twice against his former team as PSG outplayed Real at the Parc des Princes. 9.51pm BST
This doesn’t flatter
Paris Saint-Germain at all. Who needs Neymar? Thomas Tuchel’s side were well worth their three-goal victory; they could easily have had a couple more. It bodes well for their latest tilt at the elusive Champions League.
Real Madrid on the other hand were a bit of a shambles, and yet they still had two goals disallowed for marginal offences, Gareth Bale so close to a juggle and lob that would have resonated down the ages. So it’s all relative ... and it’s only matchday one, mid-September after all. Thanks for reading! 9.51pm BST
90 min +3: Nope. They make a proper collective balls of it.