Updates from the third day of play at Old TraffordEngland’s inept afternoon conjures dark memoriesAny thoughts? Email or tweet @JPHowcroft 10.46am BST
Speaking of Mr Collins:No cricket here for quite a while. #Ashes pic.twitter.com/GTfzFOjhOG 10.45am BST
Oh Ian Forth, you are going to have to refashion this email and send it again when Adam Collins is on deck. He lives for this. “I take no pleasure in raising this but Craig Overton is reminding me of Finchy from the Office. Physically and in terms of his role in the series. Who else? Jason Roy as Dawn, daydreaming of a better world where his talents are recognised. Joe Root as Jennifer Taylor-Clark, frustrated by his direct reports’ wilful lack of responsibility. Ed Smith as Neil - turning up in a nice suit from Swindon. Jack Leach as Keith from Accounts, obviously.” Stuart Broad: Oggy.