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The Fiver | Losing the absolute run of oneself
As everyone in football knows, there is a fine line between declaring a public holiday after a home draw with West Brom and, on the other hand, losing the absolute run of oneself. Jürgen Klopp has always tried to strike the right balance with his celebrations, even when holding a plastic bottle in front of his groin and squeezing it like it were a beast in need of a throttling. So it was a solemn-faced Liverpool manager who revealed that his team have potentially been plunged into a goalkeeping crisis because one fan got too carried away after Liverpool’s Super Pot victory over Chelsea on Wednesday.

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