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David Squires on … the Premier Leagues return, Friends and the Eye of Saurinho
Our cartoonist casts his eye over the opening round of games, including Chelsea’s 4-0 defeat and VAR Wars at the London StadiumTake a look through David’s archive of cartoons

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