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The Fiver finds itself having to look up many things these days – what day it is, where it’s parked the car, what day is bath day – a list which has been added to now by “how’s everyone doing in the qualifiers for
Human Rights World Cup?” Ah yeah, the Qatar 2022 qualifiers: remember them? Some games happened back in the spring, about which no one can remember virtually anything, what with the excitement and drama of Euro Not 2020 and, most importantly, the frenzied wedge exchanges and Mr 15% wheeler-dealing around ageing stars as transfer deadline day came and went.