Who wed? Who went too far? Who was plucked from the crowd?Brentford are making their
Premier League debut on Friday night against
Arsenal. Which of these couples was married in the year that Brentford last played in the top flight?The
Queen and Prince PhilipJohn Lennon and Yoko Ono Bruce Willis and Demi Moore David and Victoria Beckham The
British and
Irish Lions have toured
South Africa twice this century. What do their two tours have in common?The Lions took a 1-0 lead in the series only to end up losing 2-1Warren Gatland coached the Lions in both series South Africa won both series 2-1; they clinched the decisive Test in both series by three points; and on both occasions those points were secured by late penalties kicked by Morné SteynAlun Wyn Jones was the Lions captain for both series Hansle Parchment won the 110m hudles at the Olympics last week. What did he do this week?He was voted on to the
Senate in JamaicaHe retired from athletics and signed for MLS
Football club LA GalaxyHe tracked down a woman in Tokyo who had helped him. Parchment had taken the wrong bus on the day of his race and ended up in the wrong venue but a volunteer at the Games paid his fare to take a taxi to the Olympic StadiumHe ran the
Barcelona marathon and won itWhat happened when the assistant referee for the Tranmere v Walsall match last weekend picked up an injury during the game?Nigel Owens, the rugby referee, drove to the ground at half time and filled in on the touchlineThe Tranmere manager ran one line and the Walsall manager ran the otherMike Dean, who was in the crowd supporting Tranmere, came on as a substitute fourth official Tranmere's substitute goalkeeper, who is trained as a referee, took overThe Vuelta a España begins this weekend. What does La Vuelta have in common with the other two Grand Tours, the Tour de
France and the Giro d'Italia? They are all the same length: 2,000 miles Last year they were all won by a British cyclist They were all set up by newspaper companies who wanted to boost their sales They all started during the first world war Miu Goto won a gold medal in the women's softball event at the Olympics. Why are the organisers of the Games giving her a replacement medal?She was mugged at Tokyo Airport on her way back home from the Games and thieves stole her medalShe showed her medal to the mayor of her home town, who damaged it by chomping down on it with his teethShe dropped her medal it broke in twoShe realised – a week after the medal ceremony – that the medal she had been given was bronze and not gold Five players have joined PSG this summer. Which of them had a transfer fee?Sergio Ramos Georginio Wijnaldum Achraf HakimiLionel Messi Gianluigi Donnarumma Which club has already lost more matches this season than they did last season?Cheltenham TownRangersCambridge United CelticChelsea have signed Romelu Lukaku for £97.5m. Lukaku made 15 appearances for
Chelsea in his first stint at the club. How many goals did he score?NoneOneTenFifteenAston Villa were on the receiving end of the first £100m fee for an English footballer this week. Which Midlands club were on the receiving end of the first £1m fee for an English footballer? Aston Villa West Brom WolvesBirmingham City 2 and above.Ah well. Better luck next week3 and above.Ah well. Better luck next week4 and above.Not bad. Have a good weekend5 and above.A decent score. Well played. Have a good weekend6 and above.A decent score. Well played. Have a good weekend7 and above.A great score. Well played. Have a good weekend8 and above.A great score. Well played. Have a good weekend9 and above.An exceptional score. Well played. Have a great weekend10 and above.An exceptional score. Well played. Have a great weekend0 and above.Ah well. Better luck next week1 and above.Ah well. Better luck next week