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It was possibly somewhere between the truffle and foie gras canapés and the glazed aubergines with bang bang cauliflower and braised swordfish with a soupçon of piglet that the head of the world’s most prominent
Football charity decided he’d had enough.
FIFA god Gianni Infantino had been hearing lots of seditious prattle about European clubs and a breakaway super league and he resolved to shut it down once and for all. Verily, Fifa wants no part of any vulgar money-making wheeze it has not been invited to be part of.