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Date Time April 08, 2020, 12:11
Key word here is "admit" [Obvious]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 12:00
I'm not saying they're aliens, but they definitely aren't streetlights [Cool]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 12:00
This week's episode is a tad more serious than we'd like, with Todd living in the NYC hot zone. Still we manage to cover McDonalds workers becoming strippers, towns that think leaf blowers transmit covid, and what America 2.0 might look like [PSA]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 11:48
If you die at home in NYC from coronavirus, there's a good chance you won't be included in the official death toll, because of discrepancies in the reporting process [Strange]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 11:35
The Coronavirus outbreak may hurt Khan's political future, possibly leading to exile on Ceti Alpha V [Interesting]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 11:24
Your stimulus check could arrive this week, so give a heads up to your virtual hookers and blow suppliers [PSA]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 11:07
"A small but important subset of people with the coronavirus also really hate puppies. That's what I keep thinking to myself as I see story after story linking various, so-called surprising symptoms to COVID-19" [Strange]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 10:50
'Stop, disperse, and go home' New Jersey city will use drones to yell at people not social distancing [Spiffy]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 10:37
Larry David loses steady gig [NewsFlash]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 10:34
400,000 (confirmed) COVID-19 cases and daily death tolls at 6/11s per day [Murica]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 10:26
Quarantined in your apartment? Just go fishing [Amusing]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 10:05
Closed borders don't stop COVID-19 from spreading. But they do stop medical supplies from getting to the people who need them. So that's, like, half a success, right? [Stupid]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 09:50
Florida residents show us why there's a Florida tag, risk getting coronavirus by lining up real tight to get paper applications for unemployment benefits as the state tries to fix problems with online filing [Florida]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 09:40
How adopting one of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's most important travel tips is helping Chinese factories fight off coronavirus [Interesting]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 09:20
With humans in hiding, animals take back the world [Interesting]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 09:07
New Coronavirus models show "only" 60,000 will die by August [Followup]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 08:50
Iran has Photoshopped one of the world's most bizarre air forces [Interesting]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 08:35
"What's really important is that people don't turn these early signs of hope into releasing from the 30 days to stop the spread. If people start going out again and socially interacting, we could see a very acute second wave very early" [Interesting]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 08:20
The U.S. postal service is normally a money-sink in good times. The pandemic has seen its business volume drop 60%, and it is a complete clusterf*ck now [Obvious]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 08:05
An investigation into the toilet paper shortage reveals most Americans aren't that charmin and are flush with greed, not the angel soft paragons of humanity one would expect from the northern hemisphere, hoping to get away scott-free iwth avarice [Murica]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 08:00
Photoshop this tunnel-goer [Photoshop]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 08:00
Brighten your day with these hilariously accurate dog breed descriptions (short slideshow) and add your own in the comments. Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday [Woofday]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 07:54
Unfortunately not news: Person breaks Coronavirus lockdown for selfish reasons. Fark: Perp is a 101 year-old woman in a German old people's home [Facepalm]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 07:32
Doctors treating Boris Johnson vote that he Remain in ICU, still hopeful for coronavirus Crexit soon [Followup]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 07:30
What happened in Wisconsin today is "grave early warning for November". WTF are we going to do? Fark needs an "OUTRAGED" tag [PSA]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 07:29
Border towns in New Jersey and West Virginia have been crowded with Pennsylvania residents leaving their state to buy liquor [Scary]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 06:31
Thoughts and prayers [Amusing]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 05:29
Jack Dorsey to throw $1 billion into the Coronavirus fight [Hero]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 04:32
United's special COVID-19 refund policy: Too bad, so sad, bye bye. Passengers in response: "Unleash the lawyers" [Obvious]
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Date Time April 08, 2020, 03:24
"Naked man arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure." I guess the third time really is the charm [Weeners]
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Womad 2020 cancelled due to coronavirus pandemic
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José Mourinho admits he was wrong to take Spurs training amid coronavirus
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Barry Hearn returns home after surgery following minor heart attack
'Baptism of fire': meet two female footballers working in hospitals | Suzanne Wrack
College coach Leach set for 'listening sessions' after tweeting image of noose
Golf must be force for good when it makes long-awaited return | Ewan Murray
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When eight footballers tore up their contracts to save Bristol City
Dr. Birx warns Americans not to stop social distancing because of 'early signs of hope'
Jimmy Fallon mourns beloved SNL music producer Hal Willner, who died of coronavirus
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Lockdown watch: Garth Marenghi creator Matthew Holness on appropriate horror – and its antidote
My favourite film aged 12: Close Encounters of the Third Kind
UK Coronavirus Deaths Increase By 936 In 24 Hours
Peter Kay Announces Car Share Will Return For One-Off Special To 'Cheer Up' The Nation
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Linda Lusardi Breaks Down In Tears As She Discusses Coronavirus Battle On Good Morning Britain
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Jake Gyllenhaal Says Heath Ledger Turned Down Oscars Over Brokeback Mountain Joke
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The Government Is Asking Retired Windrush Nurses To Rejoin The NHS. Here's How They Feel
As New York Posts Highest One-Day Death Toll, Cuomo Says No Victim Died ‘Because We Couldn’t Provide Care’
India's financial hub Mumbai set to extend coronavirus lockdown: sources
The Vatican Welcomes Back Cardinal Pell After Stunning Sex Abuse Reversal in Australia
Body of missing Kennedy family member found
Iran says US oil production must be known before OPEC+ call
Jakarta coffin maker faces gruelling days as coronavirus death toll climbs
Virus-hit Iran urges IMF to approve its loan request
Joan Baez: where to start in her back catalogue
Hal Willner: music producer and SNL supervisor dies aged 64
The beautiful and the Damned: Sheila Rock's punk gods – in pictures
John Tavener's 'magical' last opera to be staged for first time
Selena forever: how the late Mexican pop star gives hope to Latinos
England's Ben Stokes named as leading cricketer in the world by Wisden
Crystal Palace v Liverpool: 1990 FA Cup semi-final – live!
Catches, tea and nets: Wisden–MCC Photograph of the Year
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Talking Horses: seeking a venue for a Derby behind closed doors
#breakfastwithnige: how Nigel Adkins is bringing calm to the masses
What does coronavirus mean for upcoming international sports events in Australia? | Kieran Pender
Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, and Jimmy Kimmel request that Trump 'grow up and do your damn job'
Dr. Anthony Fauci cautiously predicts kids will return to school next fall, 'but it's going to be different'
Will the lockdown trigger a new wave of kitchen sink cinema?
Robbie Williams Digs Out Rock DJ Pants To Treat Us All To Tiger King-Themed Workout
Peter Kay To Return To Our Screens For First Time In Two Years For BBC's Big Night In
Mental Health Support Is Crucial For NHS Workers Right Now. Here's Where To Find Help
Is Dominic Raab Ready To Step Up In Boris Johnson's Absence?
Boris Johnson Is 'A Fighter' Who Will 'Pull Through' In Coronavirus Fight, Says Dominic Raab
Twitter chief to donate quarter of his fortune to coronavirus fight
ABC backs its reporting on George Pell after Andrew Bolt accuses it of a witch-hunt
Twin Peaks at 30: the weird and wonderful show that changed television
Surgeon general: Coronavirus death toll can come in under projections if we 'continue to do our part'
Chinese property tycoon and Xi critic under investigation
John Prine: this extraordinarily gifted songwriter was the envy of all
John Prine, US folk and country songwriter, dies aged 73 due to Covid-19 complications
Rapper Naira Marley: 'It's better to have a big bum than qualifications in Nigeria'
Wearing mask, gloves, and protective gown, Wisconsin GOP assembly speaker says it's 'incredibly safe' to vote
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is putting $1 billion of his own wealth toward coronavirus relief
Dominic Raab Has No Clear Transfer Of Power — Because It Doesn't Exist In The UK
How To Help A Friend Or Neighbour You Believe Is Experiencing Domestic Abuse
Your Politics Should Have Nothing To Do With Wishing Boris Johnson Well
How Long Does Coronavirus Live In The Air? Here's What We Know
The NHS Workers Who Have Lost Their Lives Due To Coronavirus
What You Need To Know About 'Zoombombing' – And How To Stay Safe
Boris Johnson Awake And Breathing Without Ventilator In Intensive Care, Says No.10
We're Sunbathing Indoors During Lockdown. Here's How You Can, Too
Lady Gaga Raises $35 Million To Fight Coronavirus, Plans All-Star Virtual Concert
Special Report: Johnson listened to his scientists about coronavirus - but they were slow to sound the alarm
Wisconsin Voters Defy Stay-at-Home Orders With Polls Open
3rd Guatemalan tests positive for virus after US deportation
Pelosi reportedly tells Democrats next coronavirus relief package will top $1 trillion
Trump threatens to cut WHO funding, China lifts Wuhan travel ban
Sadio Mané: 'I wanted to build a hospital to give people hope'
Jimmy Greaves in hospital as fears grow for England World Cup winner's health
‘It’s maths for dummies’: how wages debate is viewed inside the game
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Remembering Raddy Antic: a hero from Atlético Madrid to Luton
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Vic Henley, Comedian and ‘Opie and Anthony’ Radio Show Regular, Dies at 57
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Why Trump's media allies are turning against Fauci amid the pandemic
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Indonesian capital Jakarta to close schools, workplaces to curb coronavirus outbreak
The CDC now recommends wearing a mask in some cases – a physician explains why and when to wear one
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José Mourinho and Tottenham players break coronavirus rules to train
Warren Gatland plans Lions v All Blacks 'decider' in summer of 2021
World Cup likely to stay in Qatar despite new bribery accusations in US
Royal Ascot ready to run races behind closed doors if it goes ahead in June
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Premiership set for extended break with contingency plans to finish season
Fifa approves extended player contracts and later transfer windows
Premier League chief defends clubs' 'restraint' in their furloughing of staff
Clarke says players and owners must 'share the pain' of football's financial plight
The Fiver | They would do anything (furlough) but they won’t do that
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Tracy Morgan wants to get his sharks and moray eel tested for coronavirus
CBS Sets Sunday Movie Night in Coronavirus Programming Shift
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R. Kelly’s Bid for Coronavirus Release Is Denied
Quarantine divorcees: why Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are isolating together
I watched 627 minutes of Adam Driver movies because what else am I going to do | Luke Buckmaster
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Wisconsin delays primary election despite Trump calling for it to go ahead
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Saudi Arabia says it could reach 200,000 coronavirus infections
Trump Claims ‘China-Centric’ WHO ‘Really Blew It’ When Faced With Coronavirus Threat
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PFA's Gordon Taylor not cutting salary but donates £500,000 to NHS and charity
David Squires on … blaming football (and Joël Bats) for Covid-19
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