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Date Time July 16, 2019, 11:01
Too hot in back of a police cruiser? Simple, just call 911 to request air conditioning [Cool]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 11:00
Caption Kate Middleton and these groundsmen [Caption]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 10:35
When your vehicle gets stolen, most people call the police and then their insurance company. Most people. Then there's the Kansas City way [Spiffy]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 10:20
In news that will bring CNN to tumescence, MH370 investigators report 'mystery load weighing 200lb' was added to the cargo manifest after take-off [Followup]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 10:00
Challenge: Getting back in the dating game after becoming newly single. Solution: Ask teen daughter for fashion advice. Problem: Forgetting that teens share EVERYTHING on social media [Amusing]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 09:40
Fifty years ago today, three men launched on one hell of a magic carpet ride [Hero]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 09:22
It's a bad time to be a Kiwi, as first New Zealand loses the Cricket World Cup to England, and now Wales has taken the world's steepest street away from them. One local notes: "We're still very angry. It's a bad week, it really is" [Silly]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 09:05
Someone just scienced the hell out of BBQs (possible nsfw content on page) [Interesting]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 08:51
Oh Shiiiiiiaaaaaaaaattttttttttt [Facepalm]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 08:35
Nazi founder of nazi website Daily Stormer unleashed a nazi troll storm on a Jewish person, and now he must pay $14 million to his victim, and it's clear he did not see that ruling coming [Followup]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 08:20
Twenty years ago on this day, JFK Jr. lands his plane eight miles short of Martha's Vineyard [Vintage]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 08:05
U.S. needs to stop pointing its Geiger counter at Fukushima and Chernobyl, radiation levels in the Marshall Islands still exceed both of them [Interesting]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 08:00
Photoshop the people of the mist [Photoshop]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 07:51
Day care owner accused of sexually abusing children sentenced to 30 days. Will be fast-tracked to run a Trump border camp upon release [Asinine]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 07:35
There's usually only traces of cocaine in your hair follicles. Then there is this guy [Facepalm]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 07:20
A panhandler rejects a guys offer to work for $15 an hour, so the guy retaliates with his own sign warning drivers not to give him cash [Florida]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 07:05
Woman's topless photobomb ruins family's Texas state park vacation. "We're trying to recreate memories. Having some chick's boob isn't allowing us to do that" (sfw) [Amusing]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 06:32
T minus 1 hour [Cool]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 06:10
Stetson Baptist Church winds up with a tithing surplus for the fiscal year. Does the pastor A.) Buy a new Porsche B.) Build an addition to his mansion D.) Buy and then cancel $7.2 million worth of medical debt for 6,500 families [Hero]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 05:32
New York City restaurant worker killed by dumb waiter. Well there goes his tip [Sad]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 04:26
Self-styled vigilante "creep catcher" nets his first arrest [Dumbass]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 03:30
Everything you ever wanted to know about the Bagel Boss but couldn't be arsed to ask [Followup]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 02:31
"I'm fifteen, and I would rather have a criminal record that be complicit in climate change." Gotdamn, there is hope for the future [Hero]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 01:04
Power outage on Capitol Hill. Totally unrelated to what happened in NY, right? [News]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 00:49
Fedex in Atlanta expands to include priority delivery for gunshot victims to hospital [Spiffy]
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Date Time July 16, 2019, 00:22
"Fark them. They're 20-year-old dopes," says Phoenix news anchor in reference to local alternative newspaper, not realizing she was broadcasting at the time [Awkward]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 23:51
Man finds a tin of beer in a fish that he caught and cracks it open -- yep, still good [Spiffy]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 22:58
Officials are "reviewing logs" to find the serial pooper at the community pool. Carl Spackler nods approvingly [Obvious]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 22:33
Why give up chicken farming? "Ducks can swim" [Spiffy]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 22:14
The state is losing the battle against sea level rise and damage to infrastructure and valuable beach property; no, not that state, the OTHER state with lots of coastline [Obvious]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 22:09
Italian police raid Swiss-owned warehouse, discover French air-to-air missile originally sold to Qatar but suspected to be destined for Russia-backed separatists in Ukraine. The Gambia denies any involvement, walks away whistling [Strange]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 21:56
Hey baby, I'm a modern human, wanna hook up sometime? [Obvious]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 21:29
Spiffy: eight-year-old girls beats cancer. Awesome: donates all her birthday gifts to the hospital that treated her so other kids could have them. Damn it, don't they ever dust these rooms? [Sappy]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 21:07
"All gas no brakes" turns out to be foreshadowing for this lucky guy (Mugshot goodness) [Dumbass]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 20:45
Throwing a vacuum at your brother's head, wielding a pitchfork in your underwear, and hiding in a kiddy pool isn't normal. But on meth it is [Sad]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 20:23
When future internet searches return your name along with "particularly heinous" and "moose poaching," don't blame anyone but yourself if dating and job hunting don't go so well [Dumbass]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 20:01
Dog dropped off at shelter in a CapnCrunchBerry⁩ cereal box now named 'Razz Berry' [Sappy]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 19:52
ICE offers family a literal Sophie's Choice. But don't you dare call them Nazis [Sick]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 19:40
Alaskan man shoots, kills polar bear, leaves body outside home for five months to rot, presumably as a warning to others [Asinine]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 19:18
This is your brain on drugs trying to use a toy phone and a toy credit card, kids [Dumbass]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 19:16
Paul's Memory Bank - OTR Edition (8PM EDT) continues the radio series of 'My Favorite Husband', 'The Stan Freberg Show' and 'Superman' [Live]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 19:00
Photoshop this blue door [Photoshop]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 18:56
Please select the reason why you are returning your glitter mug: 1) product arrived damaged 2) product was not what you ordered 3) you discovered the person who made it has autism [Facepalm]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 18:34
Penguins? In my sushi bar? It's precisely twice as likely as you think (possible nsfw content on page) [Amusing]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 18:12
Sequel to The Last Starfighter being developed. Well, they've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds [Spiffy]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 17:51
Former bar host arrested for pimping out his girlfriend in Osaka to cover both her host club debts and his debts. Nomination to Boyfriend Hall of Fame seems out of reach [Weird]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 17:29
Alligator Bob has been removed from alligator removal job that surprisingly does not take place anywhere near Florida [Weird]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 17:09
High crime, high car insurance rates, bad roads, bad sports teams = The most stressed city in America [Obvious]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 16:50
Passed out drunk and stuck on a fence by your zipper is no way to go through life, son. But it's damn hilarious [Dumbass]
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Date Time July 15, 2019, 16:33
Today's Fark-ready headline: The ghost of a masturbating ape haunts the hallways of a grand country estate in Dorset (possible nsfw content on page) [Weird]
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Kylie Jenner rocks vintage Chanel bikini first modeled by Naomi Campbell
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Man charged with second-degree murder in death of Bianca Devins
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